Vietnam

Oct 2023 · 35 days

North to south on sleeper buses, with the best ₹80 meals of our lives and one very rainy Ha Long Bay.

Same trip as Indonesia.

14days
5cities
₹ 3,400per day, for two
5hostels

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The route we took

  1. Hanoi

    4 nights · Old Quarter, egg coffee, a street food crawl
  2. Ha Long Bay

    1 night · the budget day boat, rain included
  3. Hue

    2 nights · imperial city on rented bicycles
  4. Hoi An

    4 nights · lantern town, one tailor, the beach
  5. Ho Chi Minh City

    3 nights · war museum, rooftop bia hoi
Overnight sleeper busReunification Express over the Hai Van passRented bicyclesOn foot, mostly
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Day 5

Hue, on two rented bicycles

KKrina's version

The imperial city is huge and empty by 4pm. We cycled the moat twice because the second lap was free. Dinner was a bún bò Huế from a lady who laughed at how much chilli Niraj took. This was the day I stopped checking the budget every hour.

NNiraj's version

I took a normal amount of chilli. The bicycles had one working brake between them, which is a design choice. The imperial city is worth the ticket, the moat loop is worth more and costs nothing.

Day 5 receipt
Dorm beds for two₹ 1,050
Bicycle hire₹ 180
Imperial city tickets₹ 1,300
Food all day₹ 820
Day total₹ 3,350
Day 6

Hue to Hoi An over the Hai Van pass

KKrina's version

The one time we paid extra and would again. Sea on the left the whole way. I cried a bit, which Niraj says was the wind.

NNiraj's version

It was the wind. The train is slow and the seats are hard and it is the best ₹1,600 on this website. Sit on the left going south, I will keep saying this.

Day 6 receipt
Train over the pass for two₹ 1,600
Dorm beds for two₹ 1,100
Food₹ 760
Day total₹ 3,460
Day 7

Hoi An lanterns, and a tailor

KKrina's version

The lantern market is a photo trap and I fell into it happily. We found a tailor with a wobbly sign and ordered one shirt each, which is the most grown-up thing we have ever done on a trip.

NNiraj's version

The shirt fits. The lanterns are lovely for exactly twenty minutes, then you notice everyone is holding a phone. The bánh mì cart near [landmark] is the real attraction, the queue is the review.

Day 7 receipt
Dorm beds for two₹ 1,200
Bánh mì x4₹ 240
Tailor deposit₹ 1,250
Bicycles₹ 0
Dinner by the river₹ 520
Day total₹ 3,210
At the end of the chapter

Every rupee, day by day.

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The honest budget, twice

What two people spent per day, from our notes. Flip the switch and the whole thing rewrites itself for double the money: the same trip, with the upgrades we'd actually pick.

Sleep
8-bed dorm, Old QuarterFree breakfast, one shared bathroom, great people.₹ 1,100 a day
Food
Street stalls, all dayPlastic stools, ₹80 pho, the best meals of the trip.₹ 900 a day
Getting around
Sleeper buses and city busesReclining seats, petrol-station pho stops.₹ 650 a day
Things we paid to do
Day boat, tickets, bicyclesShared boat with 30 people. Rain not included.₹ 750 a day
Total for 14 days, for two₹ 47,600

Double the money buys you a better boat and a train view. It doesn't buy better food.

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Where we slept

Only the places we'd book again. If you book through these links we earn a small commission and your price stays the same.

[Hostel name], Hanoi

Dorm from ₹ 550 per bed · free breakfast, rooftop, 8-bed dorms

"Best free breakfast of the trip."

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[Hostel name], Hoi An

Dorm from ₹ 600 per bed · pool, free bicycles, family-run

"Cycle to the beach in 15 minutes."

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Eat this, skip that

Straight from the notes app we kept on the bus. No sponsored restaurants, ever.

Eat this
  • Bún chả, [stall], Hanoi · ₹ 150
  • Bánh mì from the cart near [landmark], Hoi An · ₹ 60
  • Egg coffee, any café with a wobbly stool · ₹ 90
Skip this
  • The [attraction] bus tour: two hours on a bus for one photo
  • Restaurants with laminated menus in five languages: same food, three times the price

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